- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
- When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week !!!!!"
- Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."