I am a Jew.
I own the banks, the government, the stock exchange, the military establishment, and Hollywood. I am a communist, a fascist, a reactionary, a revolutionary, a rebel, and an all-around enemy of the state. I control the media, the interest rates, inflation, the price of fuel and the intrigues of history. I am a puppet-master working behind the scenes forcing the world to do my bidding. I killed Christ, I eat good little Christian children and bake their blood into my Passover crackers. I am rich beyond your wildest imaginings and I horde it all, excepting those alms that I use to bribe government officials.
I live off of the proceeds of war. I am a vulture waiting for the clouds to settle so that I can get my filthy claws on the spoils. I made up the Holocaust to get pity from the planet so that I could set up my imperialist empire. I did this so that I could pollute the region with my brethren fleeing those countries that have discovered what evil parasites we Jews are. I revel in oppressing the weak and use suicide bombings as an excuse to feed my lust for destruction. In fact, 9/11 was a plot by me just to drag the United States kicking and screaming to the international stage as a tool of my subversive machinations. If it weren’t for me there would be no war, no famine, no pestilence, and the Second Coming would have happened long ago.