Impervious horrors of a leeward shore (arpad) wrote,
Impervious horrors of a leeward shore
arpad

How to punch over Internet

nbarnes says ( http://nbarnes.livejournal.com/86122.html ):

Conversation (or something like one) in voice chat in an online first-person shooter:

Asshole: Are you a girl?
Girl: Yeah.
Asshole: That's cool. Are you hot?
Asshole: Do you ever do things with your girlfriends?
Asshole: Like, fool around when you're sitting around watching porn?
Girl: ..... Uh, no. I don't watch porn.
NBarnes (to Asshole): Like, you know how sometimes you're just hanging out with your best friend, watching Arnold Schwartznegger movies in your basement, and all of a sudden you suck his cock? You know how that never happens? It's like that.
*vast and echoing silence*
Girl: Yeah, it's like that.
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