January 6th, 2005

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Fan-Fucktion

During some old USSR-USA TV show, a woman told a famous line "There are no sex in USSR". I tell you - after reading what they call a fanfic, I definitely have nostalgia surge. Looks like the "genre" is limited to, err, relationships between Red-Hat-Girl and the Wolf, Harry Potter and Drako Malfoy, Dart Vader and Frodo and so on ad infinitum.

There are no story, no new characters, no adventures, no effects. Fantasy promptly stops at homosecsual orgy of orcs and elves.

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Yes, presious, these stinky books are obsolete. We should crawl under the mountains of doom millions-dollar-cost-production and see what we can do with these computer games instead.
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