"Alright, so that's Saddam Hussein, 95% chance found in lair, and treasure types A, B. C, and five of D. Looks like you found ... underwear, and a gun."
"Good job on that natural 20, Rummy. Your dice luck is crazy."
"I wanna shoot him!"
"Shut up, Dick. We're taking him back to town."
"But ... Condi ..."
"Jesus, you guys. Laura'll kill me if you get pizza on the carpet this week. Keep the Mountain Dew over the table."